Don't Ask; Don't
Remember -- Part 2
This series of trip reports was written by my good friend, Chewie.
It covers the APPLE Gang Tour and it's
interesting to have these reports to see things from a different
prospective.
“The Witch from Angel Witch”
10:00AM -- 24 hours in Bangkok- First full day
Marlboro girl leaves and I go back to bed and turn on the TV to see
how the war is going. I was watching primarily for differences in
coverage. It seemed all SAME SAME. I almost fell asleep
and realized there is too much to do. So I jumped up, took a
shower and headed out the door wearing some shorts and t-shirt.
It was 10am and I wanted to get some clothes made again. Used
Tajmahal Clothiers across from GBB near the Nana Hotel. Last year
they made me three pairs of pants and 12 shirts. Most of the shirts
were with crappy fabric and they didn’t last long. The pants on
the other hand were still in great shape. They were made of Japanese
Cotton and never wrinkle. I wanted to see if I could get some more
of those done. I get across the street and some people sitting
outside said the store didn’t open for a few minutes. I decided to
head up the road to the Internet place where I think they charge too much
for the internet. I check e-mail from work and am off of it in about
a ½ hour and it costs me something like B50-100. It was expensive
for internet.
I head back to the Taj and the gates are still down, the time is
closing in on 10:45am. I see one of the workers waiting for the gate
to open as well and decide to wait it out at GBB. I order a beer and
observe some German guys getting upset with the worker across the street
because they have an appointment and the store is not open. They go
across the street to GBB and a Swedish guy approached the lad and hassles
him as well. The worker finally got smart and left from in front of
the store and stood off to the side with everyone else. I enjoyed
another beer.
Finally at almost 11:30 the store opens and several people head over to
get things taken care of. Technically, I was the first person to
wait, however, I let everyone else get taken care of until I looked out
the window and HAMMERS and GOONER have perched themselves on
stools at GBB. I head across and tell them what is going on and I
have a beer with them as well. We had a noon appointment at the new
wave bar to meet GB for some lunch and pool. We decide to head down
around 12:30 and it is a quick walk. GB is nowhere to be seen
and HAMMERS calls him on the cell and he and his daughter are
heading down.
One of the things I love just as much as the women of Thailand is Thai
food. I order the same thing I ordered last time in there from the
same stall, two orders of Fried Chicken with Cashews, Chicken Fried Rice
and some kind of egg roll. Soon the food starts to arrive and I have
to remind my server for the other plate of Fried Chicken with
Cashews. The food is good and soon GB and daughter
arrive. We have a great talk and we are happy to see each
other. We all admire the BG playing pool in front of us. She
had an incredible body. GB commented on her perfect
hamstrings as she could completely bend from the waist and keep her back
in a perched position. I wanted to just take her over the table and
go at it myself. That was probably the hottest specimen I observed
the entire week. She was a stunner.
1:30 PM
After lunch we agree to meet later at TLR and HAMMERS and GOONER
drag me over to Beergarden. I didn’t want to go, they made me.
Once inside we have about 5 ladies hanging on us and one has taken a
special liking to me. At first I didn’t plan on going to the
place, as I needed to get back to the Taj for my fitting and maybe take in
a massage.
We have a couple beers and my admirer has latched onto me and was not
going to let go. She barley came to my elbow’s standing straight
up. After a while and some pressing on my member, I decide that this
isn’t such a bad idea. She motioned several times that she smoked
and a plan started to come together that I might as well put into action.
CheckBin!
2:45 P.M.
We get back to the Nana and we take showers. Most of you know I
am a rather large fellow and she really puts it into perspective.
She takes my belt and holds it above her head as high as she can reach and
the belt still touches the ground. She was tiny.
She was a trooper and I really enjoy a good BJ. For some reason,
it is hard for me to “complete” the task when given a BJ. I
concentrate but something about the timing always sends the money shot
packing. She never lets up. Some will result to a HJ as they
can get tired of constant blow, but this trooper was going to have none of
that. Soon she has earned her Baht.
4:00 PM
Quickly I send her packing and remember the bellhop telling me he could
get me a good 2-hour massage for B1,000 when I checked in. I could
call him at the front desk. This starts to sound like a great idea,
as my neck was hurting from the flight still. I call the desk and he
said he would be right up. Then I start to think, this guy is
freelancing someone and I don’t really care. He tells me she will
be here in about 25 minutes.
4:25pm
I lay down on the bed for a short nap and soon I hear a knock on the
door. I get dressed with a pair of shorts and answer the door.
To my surprise it is my little package from GBB and a friend of
hers. I was half asleep and they make their way into the room and I
they take a beer out of the fridge (I showed my stash earlier to
her). I tell them that they are not welcome at the moment, however,
I was a little hesitant since I began to think about the things I could do
with the two of them.
4:35pm
Soon there is a knock at the door and I quickly remember that that was
probably my massage lady. I let her in and she is average looking
and appears to have the strength to do a proper job. My two bundles
of joy take up positions on the couch as if they are going to sit through
my massage. I tell them they have to go. They try to talk me
out of it, and I briefly think of what I can do with three ladies at once…
You gotta go...
We get down to business and I enjoy a relaxing massage. Halfway
through I am asked if I would like a special massage and I decline.
I just want to relax and get the kinks worked out. It was a great
massage and lasted about the required two hours. My neck was feeling
great and I talked with her about compensation. Of the B1,000 she
gives the owner B800 and keeps only B200. I know she expects to do
“Special” massages for the extra bath and I tip her B500 for the
session. She is happy and leaves.
It is now almost 6:45 and there is no time to sleep. I was dead
tired and wanted to go to sleep. I have to go get measured and get
down to TLR. There is no time to relax.
7:15pm
I head out with a huge bag from the Disney store for GB, a couple
bottles of spirits. I get fitted and head down to TLR.
FARANGMAN and NOOZY are there and the normal cast of HAMMERS,
GOONER, BURNOUT and of course GB. There was
another guy there and I can't remember his handle, he came with us that
night as well. We pass around a shot of Wabo and a beer or two later
I am introduced to a game of Shotz. Shotz is a great drinking
game. We could have defiantly done more damage with that game then
we did. I am totally surprised now that I think about it, why we did
not play more during the week. It might have something to do with
the Sauna we were in as it was usually warm at TLR because the aircon was
on the fritz. It was a good time. (Come to think about it, I
don’t think GOONER was there this evening. He was with a
young companion from the Beergarden still bopping his brains out all day)
FARANGMAN tells us about Ponger Roulette. Ponger Roulette
is basically you and a bunch of pongers head out and pick a number on the
board for each other and you must BF that girl and shag her. I was
all game as long as the bar was a regular bar and not one chosen by BURNOUT.
This game could be dangerous playing with locals who know most the bars
and the numbers in them.
BURNOUT decides he will be the ringleader on the crawl for the
evening and wants to go to Patpong. Patpong with all the crap I hear
about it… BURNOUT assures us he knows where we should go
and have a great time. HAMMERS, BURNOUT, GOONER,
a newbie that wasn’t on the board and I head out for the evening.
10:00 PM
Kings Castle III is our first stop. IT approaches me and has an
extensive boob job and I was impressed at how they looked. I didn’t
want to sit ringside with HAMMERS, GOONER and BURNOUT
so I took a position in the seats and IT followed me back. I bought
it a drink, as IT would help keep the others away. I am shown a
napkin with B500 hotel, B500 BF and B2,500 for it. I have no
intention on leaving or doing anything with it, while at the same time, IT’s
tits were impressive. It’s amazing what they can do with a little
silicon. The newbie that came with us latches onto a little number
and soon he heads off against our warnings that he was getting more then
he bargained for. I had ONE beer and ONE IT drink and want to get
the heck out of there. Somehow the entire crew's checkbin had been
accumulating in my bin and I check bin. They come back with a figure
of B6,250. I said WHAT THE F.UCK! BURNOUT takes the idea of
putting down what we owe and leaving and hands me B1,000. To this
day we do not know what happened to that B1,000 but it disappeared with
one of the STAFF that was crowding our area. I toss the IT that was
sitting on my knee at this point and I think I scared the shit out of a
couple as I stood up asking for the mamason (papasan?). I explain
that I had 1 beer and 1 IT Drink and they all had the same. The bill
was way out of control. Within a minute or two the bill was cut down
to about B2,100 and we paid and got out of there quickly.
BURNOUT is a good guy. As Andrew Dice Clay once said,
"Either you Suck Dick or You Don’t suck Dick." In the
case of some of these creatures that are post-op you might be licking dick
too. I understand and respect BURNOUTS interest in these
creatures. Hell, some of them look marvelous, however, there is so
many true, sweet, soft, luscious ladies to choose from in the Land of
Smiles. Why go to a steakhouse and order Tofu. Sure they can
make it look like a steak, but it ain't a steak.
11:00pm
Then we are off to another bar where you had to play the Guess the
Gender game again and I was getting a little ticked off not wanting to be
in Patpong looking at the ladies and wondering if it was the real deal.
Soon we all head out of Patpong, I will probably never venture over
there again. It is too crowded and the selection of bars we visited,
albeit not a normal selection, were not that impressive.
We take a couple taxis to Nana and catch the end of the show at Angel
Witch. We are in Angel Witch and there are several lovely ladies
around and it is getting close to the witching hour. I am really
really tired and am about to crash at this point. One of the street
clothes ladies, not one of the ones that had BF’ed already, but the ones
that hang out at Angel Witch takes a liking to me. I am tired and a
little drunk at this point in the evening and I was finally glad to be
touching 100% women again. I decide to BF this gal that was hanging
on me. In the three trips to LOS, I had never paid a BF for someone
I was going to shag. This was the first. I could tell she was not a
stunner, but I knew she was 100% woman. BURNOUT successfully
lowered my standards of what is available in the market. We adjourn
from the Angel Witch and head to my room.
1:30am
I had a Shallow Hal experience because what I ended up with at my room
was not anything I desired. I wouldn’t even have paid for it in
the States either. After she showered I went to take mine and one of
my white towels was now almost completely brown. Talk about someone
that caked on the makeup. What stamina I had left in my body quickly
retreated and I was too tired to shag. Or, at least I had to turn
the lights off and start dreaming of something I could have had.
(I am about to steal a line from GB about the Angel Witch but it
fits here perfectly.)
I know why they call the place Angel Witch. It is full of a bunch
of Angels and 1 Witch. Guess how lucky I was to have the only Witch
in Angel Witch laying next to me. She was bought for LT so I
suggested we sleep now and hit it in the morning. She is content on
that. After about 45 minutes, she started to fondle the member and
soon we were at it. It was a quick session and I asked if she wanted
to go. She did and I helped her gather her stuff quickly.
3:30am
It was about 3:30am and I started to get dressed. She questioned
me about wanting to sleep and I tell her that I am awake now and want to
head down to the Grace and check out my friends. I didn’t want to
pick anything up; I just wanted to yell at BURNOUT for letting me
take the dragon out of Angel Witch.
She walks with me the entire way and I begin to be concerned that she
is going to follow me to the Grace Hotel. I ask her where she lives
and she points down Sukhumvit. I wave down a taxi and hand her B100
and said see ya.
I get to the Grace and HAMMERS is stumbling around and I see BURNOUT
and GOONER with his toy from the Beergarden earlier in the
day. We crash in on a table in the middle of the room and the lady
sitting at it seems a little put off by our presence. Her
transaction returns a short while later and we talk like we’ve known
each other forever.
Then the best thing that happened to me on this trip happens (well
there is a tie with my Bob4You cast off later in the week). A
girl comes over to me like so many do and tell me their friend likes me
and wants to meet me. I tell BURNOUT that we should head over
and see what is on offer. I find this lovely LADY and I will call
her Na. NA was very attractive and a little shy. I fell in
love with the moment I met her. She saw me the night before and I
waved to her and I remember her all of a sudden. She caught my eye
on my first night before Marlboro girl latched onto me. Her English
is great and she has several friends around the bar and they check in with
each other from time to time.
We eventually head over to the other side of the bar and take up some
seats. GOONER and BURNOUT were making asses out of
themselves and I couldn’t believe what they were doing. They
called it the “Sandwich.” Basically, GOONER’s
beergarden girl will put her head in his lap and then BURNOUT will
do her doggie style. This was done in the middle of Coffee Shop and
she would always come up laughing. We were having a great time,
although it was awkward watching my friends and have fun with their lovely
creature. BURNOUT heads out with something and I can’t
remember when.
6:30am
It is getting late and GOONER and his lady, Na and I decided it
is time to leave the Grace. GOONER talks me into a breakfast
beer at the NANA before going to bed and I agree. It must have been
7am when we get there.
It is NA’s birthday today and I think it would be a great idea to get
a piece of cake and put a candle on it and sing Happy Birthday to
her. She was very pleased with the gesture. NA is a Nana
regular and the staff know her well. They want to throw her a party
tonight in the lounge area at the Nana at 11pm tonight.
We finish our breakfast of champions and I head up to bed around
7:30am.
WHAT A LONG DAY and it wasn’t over yet.
(What follows is a bunch of rambling from me. I don’t know
everything and don’t mean to pretend to know everything. I sort of
hit a wall on this trip and it interfered with the rest of my trip.
My conscious somehow appeared and it was not easy to make disappear.
Believe me I can be as shallow as the best of them and that is sometimes
the best way to enjoy your holiday. Heck, I had only known her for 6
hours.)
7:30am
It is surprising that we are both still awake and not ready to
sleep. On the way up I greet the morning maid staff and grab some
fresh towels. We take showers and try to block the light coming
through the window. We settle into bed and start talking. We
talked about a lot of things. In no particular order we discussed
the scene, punters, the circumstances, the options available and her
6-year-old daughter that is being raised by her father. Her father
thinks she works at a factory in Bangkok and she thinks he would kill her
if he knew how she was making a living.
I observed her the night before talking with her friends and they
looked concerned at times and then when she got done talking, they were
smiling. Basically her motto is to F.uck and Forget (F&F).
That is basically what she tells her friends that have cold feet going off
with customers. She prefers to go ST, earn some money and go about
her business. She doesn’t like what she does and she will kill her
daughter if she steps foot in the scene. She wants to put money away
to pay for her daughter’s education so she can have a better life.
It is strange I am having a conversation with a person that is basically
saying she doesn’t want to be here on one hand and quickly making me
think I am the only concern she has in the world.
She talked about not wanting to do this much longer. She knows
she will be judged by her past and she needs to get off Sukhumvit to get
married. She said no one wants to marry someone who does what she
does. She is serious about getting a better life for her daughter
and will do whatever it takes to keep her out the life she is living.
During the evening I noticed her talking with her friends and we
expanded on those discussions. She is sort of like the leader of her
friends. They need money and they know where to get some
quick. She tells them to F&F. She talked about her
techniques to get in and get out as quick as possible. She laughs at
the fact men falling asleep after sex and that is why she likes to work
late as it is even easier to go to a short time hotel get business done
quickly. She is a very tough lady and knows what she wants in life
and demands that she is treated decently.
At the time, these conversations were thoughtless ramblings that were
interesting at the time. While I liked asking, I didn’t like
hearing the answers. The old saying is better to keep your mouth
shut and have someone think you are stupid then to open your mouth and
remove all doubt. I would have rather had an idea about the scene
then to have asked the questions and heard first hand. She was so
sweet and articulate our conversation caused me to reflect on the scene
several times the rest of my stay. When I leave this place, it doesn’t
end. This isn’t a weekend festival where everyone goes back to
their normal lives after. I am beginning to ramble which is what
occurred the rest of my trip.
I enjoy my shallow fleshfest I call vacation in the Land of
Smiles. I guess I find comfort hoping others that come after me
treat the ladies with respect and dignity. Have fun with them, enjoy
their company and remember you can go back to farangland. They will
go back and do the SAME SAME as long as they can. Hopefully they can
escape the life and live a fulfilling life
Then I rolled her over and we had some monkey love. I put it all
behind me and went to sleep. :-)
I love this place.
10:30am
To be continued...
Chewie
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